OMG, a new first for me—I fucked a guy who’s almost three times my age. Like, seriously. He’s a 67-year-old board member at one of the universities I’ve traveled to, and let me tell you, the old fuck is as spry as most 25-year-olds.

So, here’s the story: I found out he’d hit on a friend of mine—very crudely, I might add—and, well, one thing led to another. Fast forward to him screaming “oh god, oh god” while I pegged his ass. Apparently, he’d never taken anything up there before. Wild, right?

Anyway, this is definitely going to be my next “Did I Go Too Far?” article. Oh, and about the paramedics—totally not my fault, but I’m sure some people will say it is. Stay tuned for the full story.