As part of this week’s Sub’s Oral Playbook, I had my personal subs, thing1 and thing2, contribute their own entries. You may have noticed their posts are listed under “anonymous” rather than an author profile. That’s intentional—these boys are mine, not the Magazine’s, and my desire for privacy outweighs their eagerness to show off.

That said, I hope you enjoy their advice! I can personally vouch for both of them—they consistently deliver level 10 service. Of course, that’s thanks to the training they’ve received from yours truly.

Enjoy their insights and know their tips are rooted in real experience and devotion!