When You Pack in a Hurry…
by Autumn | Feb 18, 2025 |
So, I’m in town for a few days, staying with my regular sub. Usually, things go smoothly—except this time, I forgot to pack the right strapon. He’s a whiny little bitch about anything bigger than my smallest, but guess what? That’s not what I packed.
Enter Toby.
He cried, he begged, he screamed. And, well… the neighbors didn’t appreciate the free show. Next thing I know, there’s a knock on the door. Cops. Wellness check. They thought I was the one in distress.
I assured them I was just fine—promised I’d try to keep it down. Meanwhile, I’m barely holding it together, laughing my ass off.
Once they left? Oh, I made damn sure there were no more noise complaints. A gag fixed that real quick. Then it was back to business.
Moral of the story? Pack properly. Or don’t—shit gets fun either way.
Autumn I spit my coffee out when I read this one! Oh my, I am laughing so much. Thank you!