duckie’s punishment math: not my favorite kind of multiplication
by duckie | Jun 1, 2025 |
i need to catch up. been under punishment after that little oopsie night with Alberta and the bong. Madam was not amused. so the next day, She had me spin the wheel. except it wasn’t the wheel. She swapped it out with four numbers: 2, 3, 4, 5.
i spun. heart pounding. no idea what any of the numbers meant, just praying it wouldn’t land on something awful. it landed on 2.
“Your punishment lashings from the staff subs totals will now be doubled.”
duckie just nodded. that’s all i could do. no complaining. no whining. i don’t even know what the base number is, but doubling it? yeah, not good. Levi alone probably earned enough to cover a cattle herd. and knowing me, i’ll feel every bit of it.
then today, spin two.
same numbers. new doom. it landed on 3.
“Your punishment lashings from the volunteer subs totals will now be tripled.”
i just sat there blinking like a stunned baby duck.
tripled.
i’ve been reviewing their reports now, and thank all the kinky heavens that Mizz Geena trimmed the sub roster. some of those boys were earning punishment marks like it was a damn contest. thankfully, they’re gone.
but still… i have some math ahead. and probably a few tears too. this duckie’s getting slow roasted.
If it helps, I plan to take all of mine to reduce those passed on.
I get that the 5 I had up until Friday wouldn’t have been much to look at, but yeah it doubled a couple of times, then the new umm tariff and yeah. It’s a little bit past 5 now for sure.
haha duckie, you’re kinda getting the raw end of this deal!