Every Domme has her signature games. Some are dark, some are sensual, and some are just plain ridiculous. I love ridiculous. Which is why one of my favorite humiliating games to play with subs is something I call Bitch Boy Bowling.
The setup is simple. All you need is a kiddie bowling set (you can grab one at any big-box store), a two-liter bottle, and some string. Fill the bottle halfway to three-quarters (if you’re feeling extra mean) with water, twist the cap on tight, and tie your string around the neck of the bottle. The other end of the string? You guessed it. Right onto your sub’s balls.
If you don’t have access to a big-box store for bowling pins, don’t worry. You can improvise with empty two-liter bottles, or even twenty-ounce bottles lined up in a row. The point isn’t perfection; it’s humiliation.
Now comes the fun part. Their job is to swing that weighted bottle, using only their body (and the sweet pull of their testicles), to knock down the pins. No hands, no cheating, just balls on the line—literally. And yes, gutter balls earn extra punishment. If you can’t knock down the pins, bitch boy, you’d better be ready to make it up to me.
Here’s why I love it. It’s silly. It’s humiliating. And it hurts just enough to remind them who’s in charge. You can frame it however you want: a funishment, a punishment, or simply tonight’s entertainment. I personally love filming it, because nothing screams “pathetic bitch boy” louder than watching himself miss strike after strike while squealing in pain.
It’s bowling, but make it kinky. Stupid, humiliating, and endlessly entertaining. Bitch Boy Bowling makes me laugh as much as it makes him suffer.
Pro Tips for Maximum Humiliation
- Add a uniform: Put him in a bowling shirt with “Bitch Boy” scrawled across the back in Sharpie OR write directly on his body with a dry-erase marker. Instant costume, instant shame.
- Make it competitive: Every pin left standing equals one spanking, one lick of your boots, or one embarrassing task. Suddenly, strikes matter.
- Play the commentator: Mock his form. “And here we have the weakest balls in the league… oh, another gutter ball. The crowd boos!”
- Raise the stakes: If he actually manages a strike, let him bask for five seconds—then remind him he’s still pathetic.
- Film it: Nothing drives the humiliation home like watching himself fail later, especially if you “accidentally”* share it with other Dommes.
*Make sure you have consent from your sub.
This is terrific. My boys are heading out to find a bowling game today! I even think we could adjust this, just enough, for some of our upcoming virtual cbt training. We already have volunteers standing by…
LOVE THIS. <3
It’s a great game to play with your sub, and it can be even more fun in a group setting. Each Domme is playing to see who’s sub gets the better score. Bragging rights for the winner, and depending on group dynamics, even more fun rewards for the winning lady – and punishments for the losing subs 🙂
Ooh, love the idea of a competition.
Definitely!! We’ll do this … I wonder if … you know that game of strength which used to be offered at county fairs? … the one where a guy takes a sledge hammer to hit a catapult trying to launch a weghted slide far enough up a vertical rail to ring the bell at the top?
I wonder if one can be created (maybe using a little modern technology) where the sledgehammer is replaced by a weighted ball sac – like those being developed with ball-stretcher rings? Instead of a catapult it’d be a button … it’d have to be sensitive to the force of the impact. The boy who rings the bell gets a treat … the button would have to be adjustable so to ring the bell the boy has to really smack it hard with his balls … my imagination is running … the slide could have a scale. At the old-timey ones, the scale was height in feet. For ours it could be a descending one: starting with 100 near the bottom , say, and ending with 10, near the bell. So that every boy who cannot ring the bell gets the number of lashes for the height he reached. Or something similar. Ladies in the audience could draw straws – or something – to determine who decides who offers a winner’s treat – what it is, by whom, etc., etc. Maybe make this a game of double-chance: treats and offerer drawn from a hat. Would be so much fun; don’t you think?
I’ll have krissi put his mind to it (and then his balls, of course!)
this guy is totally open to that type of bowling. is there a league I can join???
haha! it would be fun.