So yeah, I spend a lot of time in chastity. Which means I’ve also spent a lot of time figuring out what the hell to wear under my jeans while my cock is trapped in a tiny metal prison.

Not all underwear is created equal. Some of it will make your day smooth. Some of it will have you adjusting yourself like a complete idiot in public.

Here’s what I’ve learned:

1. Tight Briefs
These are the go-to. They keep everything in place, hold the cage snug against your body, and stop that awkward shifting when you walk. Not sexy, but functional as hell. Good for work, errands, pretending you’re normal.

2. Thongs / Minimal Stuff
Yeah, I wear them. Don’t judge. These actually work surprisingly well because there’s less fabric bunching around the cage. Downside? You will feel everything. Every movement. Every reminder that you’re locked. Which… depending on your headspace… might be exactly the point.

3. Lace / “Her Choice” Underwear
This is what my girlfriend buys me. Looks great, feels ridiculous, and honestly? It’s a mental thing as much as physical. When you’re locked and wearing something she picked out, it keeps you in that submissive headspace all day. Not always practical, but definitely effective.

4. Loose Boxers (Don’t Do It)
Absolute mistake. The cage swings, shifts, and reminds you constantly that you made poor life choices. Zero support. Zero control. Just chaos in your pants.

5. Compression Shorts
Best for long days. Gym, travel, anything where you’re moving a lot. They keep everything tight and reduce friction. Not sexy, but your body will thank you.

End of the day, the “best” underwear depends on what your Domme wants and how much suffering you’re signing up for that day.

Me? I don’t even get to choose half the time.

Probably for the best.