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Submissive Eye Candy - The Grooming Inspection
National Bald Is Beautiful Day may have been intended to celebrate heads, but at FemdomU we saw no reason to limit ourselves to the hair above a man’s shoulders. We gave our boys a very different kind of baldness inspection, assigning five revealing photographs designed to give the ladies a thorough look at their grooming efforts below the belt. Welcome to The Grooming Inspection, where our submissives report for inspection and we determine who has truly embraced the bald-is-beautiful spirit.
Eye Candy Grooming Inspection
Zineboys Report For Inspection
This morning, Mistress Heather celebrated National Bald Is Beautiful Day in the particular way you might expect from FemdomU. Rather than spending much time worrying about the hair on top of our boys’ heads, she turned her attention considerably farther south and issued a grooming inspection assignment.
The assignment was deliberately thorough. Each participating submissive was required to groom himself and then submit a five-photograph inspection set. Heather wanted a straightforward front view, an underneath view, both side profiles, and finally an erect presentation. Together, those photographs were intended to leave very little room for a hurried boy to hide a missed patch, an untidy edge, or grooming that looked considerably better in his bathroom mirror than it did under close female scrutiny.
And now comes the fun part.
The photographs have been turned over to Mizz Geena, FemdomU’s Command Domme, for the official inspection. She has reviewed each boy’s complete submission, looking not only at whether he qualifies as beautifully “bald” below, but at how well he followed the assignment, the care he put into his grooming, and how successfully he presented the finished result for inspection.
Below, you can see exactly what she saw. Each Zineboy reports for duty with the photographs he submitted, followed by Mizz Geena’s inspection notes and her assessment of his efforts.
Some boys may discover that being told to get naked, groom carefully, and provide five different views is the easy part. The real test comes when a woman actually looks closely at every one of them.
Gentlemen, inspection begins now.
Celebrating Femdom
The zineboys inspection reports
otta
Otta, I have to begin by giving you some extra credit because you were my project model for this assignment. The other boys were given your photographs as examples when preparing their own inspection sets, so you had the additional responsibility of showing them exactly what I expected. You did that very well. Your angles are clear, consistent, and practical, and every photograph serves its intended purpose.
I also know just how naturally hairy you are, boy, which makes the grooming effort here particularly noticeable. Remember, my National Bald Day requirement was not that you remove every hair from your body. I wanted the penis and testicles groomed smooth, and you accomplished that nicely. The contrast with the surrounding hair actually makes it especially obvious that you took care preparing yourself for inspection.
As for what you presented, you have a distinctive penis with a substantial, elongated foreskin that gives it an immediately recognizable appearance, particularly in the frontal photographs. Your testicles hang prominently beneath it, and the underneath photograph gives me the clear inspection view I requested. I like that male bodies do not come from a mold, and yours certainly has its own character. Excellent work setting the standard for the other boys, Otta.
ouchie
Ouchie, you certainly presented well for inspection. What immediately stands out is the contrast between how naturally hairy you are and the grooming you did specifically around your penis and balls. That makes the purpose of this assignment wonderfully obvious. You did not need to turn yourself into a completely hairless boy for National Bald Day. You needed to make the important bits bald, and I can clearly see the work you put into doing that.
Your penis has a particularly broad, rounded head that becomes the visual focus of the frontal and erect presentations, while your scrotum is substantial and hangs quite prominently when you lift everything for the underneath inspection. I like seeing those individual differences. Penises and balls come in an enormous variety, and inspection galleries are much more interesting when we actually appreciate what makes each man distinctive rather than expecting every boy to look alike.
My criticism is with the grooming immediately above the penis. There is visible short stubble and some apparent skin irritation, so I would like a little more attention to technique and timing next time. Do not chase perfect smoothness by repeatedly going over irritated skin.
Overall, though, you followed directions, exposed exactly what I requested, and gave me a very complete inspection set. Good boy, Ouchie.
eleven
Our Headboy reported for inspection, and eleven, it is always a little amusing to see that penis enjoying daylight. You spend so much of your ordinary submissive life secured in chastity that, unless I have authorized a modeling assignment involving your cock or you have earned one of those comparatively rare releases, the ladies generally see considerably more cage than boy. National Bald Day provided you with another legitimate reason to come out and present yourself properly.
Your grooming is very good. The penis and scrotum are cleanly shaved, while the remaining body hair gives us enough contrast to appreciate exactly where you concentrated your attention. Your photographs are also among the stronger inspection sets. They are close, sharp, and consistently framed around the equipment I actually asked to examine. The underneath photograph is particularly effective because you lift the penis completely clear and give me an excellent view of the scrotum.
Physically, you have a substantial circumcised penis with a broad, pronounced head, and I like the way your relaxed photographs show its natural downward hang. Your balls are prominent and nicely defined when presented from underneath. There is also something deliciously appropriate about inspecting all of that and remembering how little freedom you normally give it.
My only criticism is the slight visible irritation around the freshly groomed pubic area. Be gentle with your skin, Headboy. Smooth is good. Scraped raw for my benefit is not.
A strong inspection from our Headboy. Good boy, eleve
bambii
mayihelpu
pute
pute, I have to begin with the obvious question. I know you have gotten yourself into trouble before for getting smooth when your owner, Mistress Déesse, preferred otherwise. Yet here you are for my National Bald Day inspection with your pubic area very deliberately cleared. I am going to assume you obtained permission for the assignment, although I admit I am rather entertained by the possibility that presenting yourself properly for me might have come with consequences afterward. Perhaps Mistress Déesse will enlighten us. 😉
As far as the grooming itself, you did what we asked. The pubic area is closely cleared, including around the base of your penis and scrotum, with the remaining body hair making the boundary of the shaved area quite obvious. There is visible stubble, so you are certainly not competing with bambii for the smoothest boy in this gallery, but the grooming is thorough enough for a passing inspection.
You have a substantial soft penis, with plenty of thickness and a broad shaft even without an erection. Your balls are prominent as well, with a fairly full, low-hanging scrotum that becomes particularly obvious when you lift the penis out of the way. That underneath photograph is useful because it lets me inspect both the grooming around the scrotum and the equipment itself rather than letting the penis hide everything behind it.
My criticism is the same one several boys have received: the framing should have been tighter. I do not need to provide another lesson on this point. Several of you apparently attended the same photography school.
Overall, pute, you presented a nicely groomed cock and balls, gave me all of the requested angles, and provided enough detail for me to conduct my inspection. The shave could be closer and the camera should be closer. Those are both very fixable criticisms. Good boy pute, you pass my inspection.
Now I am mostly curious about what Mistress Déesse thought when her boy appeared this smooth.
chanel
chanel
Chanel, welcome to FemdomU. You managed to become our newest volunteer just in time to discover that volunteering can include being told to groom yourself, strip, photograph the results, and report for inspection. You were a last-minute addition to this gallery, but you certainly did not submit something that looks last minute.
Of course, you are already one of my pantied tasker boys, although calling you simply “pantied” is slightly misleading. Most of the panties I see you wearing are crotchless, which means I am quite accustomed to that penis making appearances during your panty checks. Even when there is fabric involved, yours seems to have negotiated remarkably generous access to the outside world. Still, there is a difference between catching glimpses of it framed by panties and having you deliberately present everything for a formal inspection.
Your grooming gets very good marks. You have cleared the pubic region thoroughly and carried the grooming down around the penis and scrotum instead of concentrating only on the easily visible area above them. The contrast with the remaining body hair makes it obvious where you put in the work. For National Bald Day, you understood the assignment.
And since this is an inspection, I am inspecting what you actually presented. You have a substantial penis even while soft, with enough length and thickness that make it easy to understand why those crotchless panties work so well for you. There is simply quite a bit of boy hanging there when you are allowed out in the open. Your scrotum is also prominent and hangs naturally beneath it, and I appreciate that you did not let the penis conceal it in every photograph. The lifted view gives me the clearest inspection of your balls and shows that you groomed underneath rather than only making the front look tidy.
Your photography is strong, too. These are properly tight inspection photographs. For a brand-new volunteer, this is quite an introduction. You arrived smooth, followed directions, gave me useful photographs, and presented yourself without much modesty.
Very good first inspection, chanel. Welcome to FemdomU, pet.
Inspection Complete, Ladies
I am proud of the boys who reported when called, prepared themselves for inspection, followed their instructions, and allowed us to put the results on display. Some earned praise, some earned criticism, and several learned that presentation matters just as much as grooming. That is precisely what an inspection is supposed to accomplish. You report, you are evaluated, and you learn how to present yourself better the next time a woman asks to see you.
Of course, attentive readers may have noticed that not every boy who was expected to report actually appeared in this gallery. I noticed too. Those absences have not been overlooked, gentlemen. The boys who failed to report for inspection will be receiving appropriate punishment for failing to make themselves available when expected.
As for the ladies, I have had my turn. Now I want to hear from you. Leave your own inspection reviews in the comments below. Tell us who impressed you, whose grooming met your standards, whose presentation needs improvement, and which boy deserves another inspection. They volunteered to be FemdomU eye candy, ladies. You are absolutely entitled to inspect the merchandise.
Mizz Geena













































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