I think most guys want a smart girlfriend. 

I have a smart girlfriend, and it’s great.  Most of the time.

The only problem is that a smart girlfriend is a lot of trouble.  And Geena is really smart, which means sometimes, she can be downright devious.

Especially on days when being devious is kind of the point.  I’m talking about April Fools’ Day, of course.

Levi thought he was chasing a legend—until the legend caught him. What began as an investigation into female leprechauns turned into a harrowing descent into submission, magic, and complete loss of control. Shackled, humiliated, and forever marked by her power, Levi warns: once she claims you, there’s no way back.

For centuries, leprechauns have been dismissed as mere folklore, but Autumn has uncovered the truth. Not only are these mischievous creatures real, but they are highly susceptible to female domination. Through rigorous training, enforced discipline, and controlled denial, a captured leprechaun becomes a source of limitless wealth and servitude.

For a lot of people, St. Patrick’s Day is all about luck… but not for me!  I’ve forgotten to wear green almost every year.  And you know what happens when you don’t wear green.  People are allowed to pinch you.  I had sort of hoped that little tradition would end with college, but something told me it wouldn’t.  Over the last couple of weeks, the campus had started getting plastered with bright green fliers and little shamrock decorations, and I was starting to think everyone at State took it pretty seriously.