Well, today did not go as planned. Fuck, just got slapped with a $265 speeding ticket. Why the rush, you ask? My girlfriend had the place to herself at work since her coworker called in sick, and she sent me a text that she wanted to… well, you know. Naturally, I couldn’t get there fast enough.
But here’s the kicker—I got pulled over by a cop for speeding, and it was a woman officer. Thought I might try a little charm, a little flirtation to maybe ease the situation. Nope, didn’t work. At all.
By the time I finally made it to my girlfriend’s work, the moment had passed. She was swamped with tasks and I completely lost my shot. So, poor little Levi didn’t get to come out of his cage after all. Talk about a double whammy: a hefty fine and missed fun.
Just one of those days, I guess. Better luck next time?
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