Before I boarded my flight yesterday, I sent the boys a quick little challenge. Here’s the email I sent them:
Boys – as the Mistress in charge of Devious Fun, I want to see your dicks. Now.
10 points if you send it to me in under 1 hour, or 20 points if you send it to me in under 1/2 hour, or 30 points if you send it to me in the next 10 minutes. 20 bonus points to whoever’s dick is in my email first. 10 points if you’re caged or flaccid. 20 points if you’re sorta hard. 35 points for a full erection.
I’m boarding my plane and will be traveling for a few hours. I plan to look at your submissions when I land and will be blogging the results.
Simple, right? Fast response, follow instructions, earn points.
Apparently this was harder than expected.
First, let me say I was not impressed with the speed of most of the boys. Only one model managed to get his submission to me within an hour. That is frankly embarrassing.
Now, the results.
submissive model eleven
eleven You actually did well here. Your submission arrived in 36 minutes, which earns you the 10 points for getting it in within the hour. You were also the first one to arrive in my inbox, so you earned the 20-point bonus. Your submission also qualified for the full erection category, which is worth 35 points. Side-note – is it possible you’re our biggest dick right now? I think we’re going to need to get measurements. Total: 65 points.
submissive model thanuj
thanuj Good effort, but slow. You missed the speed window so there were no timing points. However, your submission did qualify for the full erection category, which earns 35 points.
submissive model exibishboy
exibishboy Also too slow for the timing bonuses. Your submission qualified for the full erection category, which gives you 35 points. I also added 15 bonus points for presentation and effort. Total: 50 points.
submissive model thorb
thorb You said my email apparently wandered into the junk folder, which earns you –10 points for technical failure. You were also too late for any speed bonuses. Your submission qualified for the full erection category, which earns 35 points. Total: 25 points.
The dickless
And then we have the boys who simply did not play at all.
Boxingglovelove, Stripped Boy, and Turtle all failed to submit anything. We’ll call you boys the dickless. That earns each of you –25 points.
So there you have it. One boy who moved quickly, three who eventually responded, and three who apparently could not be bothered.
Next time I assign something “Now,” I expect a little more urgency.
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Suggest a table of boys, with measurements (doesn’t have to be only the cocks), like what my group maintains for our’s.
Eleven’s cock looks nice. But the head-on view is distorting.
I agree that Exbishboy went to some trouble.
NurseDomme Jessica and I discussed taking measurements last year. Measurements done remotely are really just to trend individual boys, not for comparing them because conditions vary so much, particularly temperature. Dicks are very sensitive to temp. Here with my group, it IS a competition (because with hands-on, we can establish the same conditions : each Domme competing to determine what she can get from her boy, how “good” (big) she makes him.
Similarly, my group has struggled to get a standard way of measuring testicles. Watching Terri’s latest porn recommendations, Amanda (yes; her newborne is doing great and she visits occasionally (loves having her butt licked)) suggested that we crush them in a clear plastic vice, like one of the videos showed and then measure the diameter – both major and minor axes (if experience eventually shows that it matters) – with the total score being a sum of the 4 diameters, to the nearest 1/8″. Each ball will be crushed identically – to a mark on the thumbscrew. Where the mark needs to be we’ll determine by trial and error.
We’re going to try it.
Since it was her idea, it’s up to Amanda to order the same ball-crusher for everyone.
hahaha the ‘dickless’ guys! wow!
Suggest a table of boys, with measurements (doesn’t have to be only the cocks), like what my group maintains for our’s.
Eleven’s cock looks nice. But the head-on view is distorting.
I agree that Exbishboy went to some trouble.
NurseDomme Jessica and I discussed taking measurements last year. Measurements done remotely are really just to trend individual boys, not for comparing them because conditions vary so much, particularly temperature. Dicks are very sensitive to temp. Here with my group, it IS a competition (because with hands-on, we can establish the same conditions : each Domme competing to determine what she can get from her boy, how “good” (big) she makes him.
Similarly, my group has struggled to get a standard way of measuring testicles. Watching Terri’s latest porn recommendations, Amanda (yes; her newborne is doing great and she visits occasionally (loves having her butt licked)) suggested that we crush them in a clear plastic vice, like one of the videos showed and then measure the diameter – both major and minor axes (if experience eventually shows that it matters) – with the total score being a sum of the 4 diameters, to the nearest 1/8″. Each ball will be crushed identically – to a mark on the thumbscrew. Where the mark needs to be we’ll determine by trial and error.
We’re going to try it.
Since it was her idea, it’s up to Amanda to order the same ball-crusher for everyone.
Hey eleven congrats to being “Top Dick”. Might have given you a little competition if had not been in a dead zone with my phone.
What a fun challenge! Grats to those who could get it done!
I was worried I wouldn’t make the deadline too as was heading out to pick up out take out order as the email came in.
So did add some haste to my drive, and yes very much a play on angles – panic set in, I know better than to miss deadlines or be late!