Before I boarded my flight yesterday, I sent the boys a quick little challenge. Here’s the email I sent them:

Boys – as the Mistress in charge of Devious Fun, I want to see your dicks. Now.

10 points if you send it to me in under 1 hour, or
20 points if you send it to me in under 1/2 hour, or
30 points if you send it to me in the next 10 minutes.
20 bonus points to whoever’s dick is in my email first.
10 points if you’re caged or flaccid.
20 points if you’re sorta hard.
35 points for a full erection.

I’m boarding my plane and will be traveling for a few hours. I plan to look at your submissions when I land and will be blogging the results.

Simple, right? Fast response, follow instructions, earn points.

Apparently this was harder than expected.

First, let me say I was not impressed with the speed of most of the boys. Only one model managed to get his submission to me within an hour. That is frankly embarrassing.

Now, the results.

eleven
You actually did well here. Your submission arrived in 36 minutes, which earns you the 10 points for getting it in within the hour. You were also the first one to arrive in my inbox, so you earned the 20-point bonus. Your submission also qualified for the full erection category, which is worth 35 points. Side-note – is it possible you’re our biggest dick right now? I think we’re going to need to get measurements.
Total: 65 points.

thanuj
Good effort, but slow. You missed the speed window so there were no timing points. However, your submission did qualify for the full erection category, which earns 35 points.

exibishboy
Also too slow for the timing bonuses. Your submission qualified for the full erection category, which gives you 35 points. I also added 15 bonus points for presentation and effort.
Total: 50 points.

thorb
You said my email apparently wandered into the junk folder, which earns you –10 points for technical failure. You were also too late for any speed bonuses. Your submission qualified for the full erection category, which earns 35 points.
Total: 25 points.

The dickless

And then we have the boys who simply did not play at all.

Boxingglovelove, Stripped Boy, and Turtle all failed to submit anything. We’ll call you boys the dickless. That earns each of you –25 points.

So there you have it. One boy who moved quickly, three who eventually responded, and three who apparently could not be bothered.

Next time I assign something “Now,” I expect a little more urgency.