I was at a bar this weekend, having drinks with a buddy and catching up on old times, when a funny little scene unfolded. There was this hot couple at the other end of the bar. He was cocky, she was clearly enjoying the attention, flaunting it a bit, and they were surrounded by some of the younger crowd.

Then, out of nowhere, she slapped him across the face. Loud enough that people turned their heads. She didn’t say a word, just walked away and joined her friends at the other end of the bar.

He stood there, stunned. Totally caught off guard. A minute later, he grabbed her shoulder and asked, “What the fuck?”

And this is when it got hilarious.

She had her friends completely in on it. Every one of them denied that the slap ever happened. They were all acting confused, innocent, like he was making it up. The guy looked frustrated, confused, and eventually wandered off to sulk.

Later, my buddy and I stepped outside. He smokes, I took the chance to light a joint. And guess who was out there alone, puffing on a cigarette and looking totally deflated?

Yep.

We struck up a conversation. My buddy hadn’t seen the slap, but I had. The guy was trying to get me to confirm it. I just looked at him and said, “Dude… she’s messing with you. That’s some mindfuck fun. Is she your Domme?”

The guy blinked. Looked confused. Then the lightbulb went on – I could see it in his face. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Wait… that’s femdom? I’m her bitch?”

We laughed as he turned and ran back inside.

Later that night, we saw them again. And yep, they were making out like people who had just figured something out.

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