Apparently 70% of men name their dicks? Like, give them proper appellations and refer to them as such?
70% is such a high number, what the hell…
Perhaps it’s because my upbringing was more…I dunno, Mexican, or Roman Catholic, or something, but I never truly understood the obsession the dudes in the locker room had with their peckers. Always seemed a little eyebrow raising.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my penis with all my heart. I love it as much as I love an arm, or a leg, or my glutes…
…but actually naming it and walking around all cocky (lol) always SCREAMED of insecurity to me. Or like, you’re trying too hard, which I think is worse.
Cool people always keep their cool, dig?
That being said, while it isn’t a proper name, once in a blue moon, when the conversation lends itself to a specific kind of wit, I refer to my cock as my “pistol”.
Sometimes, when folks laugh and tell me something along the lines of “Don’t get too excited, BGL.”, I’ll grab my package, and say “Don’t sweat it, I checked my pistol at the door.” and I may get another cheap laugh or two.
It ain’t a rocket launcher, but it’s got more power than a pea shooter. I think a pistol is an accurate comparison.
Just your average, trusty, compact tool, always ready and raring to go.
So if the naming ceremony has to be all official and junk, I’d like to keep the noun improper, and just refer to it as some kind of tool or weapon.
I feel like that’s what the majority of the 70% do, anyway.
I’m not gonna call it anything grandiose and pompous like “The Beast” or “Genghis” or something.
Just me and my trusty sidearm, practicing marksmanship.
Very well – it is an exercise in creativity, and perhaps I’m draining you of yours with the fiction you are creating right now, and that’s fine. We can go with referring to it as your little pistola.
However, I can’t help but wonder if the boy doth protest too much… I can see you secretly saying “good morning, little Genghis” to your morning excitement – So Cute!
Boss, NOT AT ALL!
Imma be writing for you until we get that animation deal. And even then, I can’t promise you’ll be rid of me.
Drained nothing. I’m just in that weird 30% that never really thought about it, ha!
I don’t know if ‘cute’ is how I’d describe it. Let’s be frank, your cock is not the best part of your body. And ‘pistol’? Maybe… are we talking one of those cute little lady pistols that fit in a purse?
Now your ass, on the other hand, that’s where the real action is. I’ve watched it twitch, I’ve seen how eager that hole gets. That’s what deserves a name.
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I have seen some really amazing pistols in my day, big and little, well taken care of and not, beautifully etched and decorated or just standard government issue. I think it could be a really good name, as long as the grip feels good 😉😘