weird life, i guess i’m a slut?
by duckie | Apr 8, 2025 |
had beers with an old friend last night—one of the very few guys i’ve stayed close to outside of my service. it was nice, casual, familiar.
we got talking, and somehow he ended up getting me to count how many people i’ve had sex with so far in 2025. first i had to ask him to define what he meant by “have sex with,” which took us down a very interesting conversation path.
once he settled on a definition (still kinda vague, honestly), i took a minute to tally it up in my head—my service journal was at home. gave him the number. he blinked and said, “dude, that’s a lot. you’re a total slut.”
i guess i am?
but i don’t really think of it that way. i’m just doing what madam orders. and yeah, do i enjoy it? hell yeah. well… most of the time.
More power to you duckie 😀
dude you are a total man slut. I thought you knew that – it’s why you’re my hero!
Duckie the Man-Slut Supreme
There once was a sub named Duckie,
Whose hole was famous—and freakin’ lucky.
Not picky with parts,
He wins all the hearts—
And humps like a bunny on uppers and bucky.
He’ll fuck women, men, and a blow-up sheep,
Once had a fling with a couch in a Jeep.
A lamp got a ride,
A shoe got inside,
Even the Roomba ain’t safe when he’s deep.
If it wiggles or wiggles not, he’ll try,
With a sparkle of filth in each fluttering eye.
He’ll beg and he’ll grin,
Then slide himself in—
Duckie’s the sluttiest slut you can buy.
So when he asks, “Am I a man-slut?”—please,
The answer’s “duh, now get off your knees.”
He’s proud and unchaste,
No hole goes to waste—
And furniture flinches when he says, “Please?”
ha – Levi you crack me up. Good job.
duckie, don’t worry – you want to be as sluty as you can while you’re still young!