I just had to share this year’s Thanksgiving adventure, which turned out to be quite the memorable evening. My girlfriend and I stayed in my childhood bedroom at my parents’ house, which already set the stage for an interesting night. And get this—she decided to unlock me the night before Thanksgiving!

Trying to stay quiet was an almost impossible task. Here I was, freshly unlocked after so long, all I wanted to do was let loose and really fuck. But the thin walls and the close proximity of my family made every sound a potential disaster. The tension of needing to be silent while every fiber of my being just wanted to indulge was maddening.

Finally, unable to stand the silence (and my obvious distress), my girlfriend went down on me. And well, let’s just say I lasted about two minutes—it was that intense. Now, she’s told me I’ll be unlocked for a while, or so she says. We’ll see how long this newfound freedom lasts, but for now, I’m just enjoying the moment.