Just a quick note here to extend my heartfelt “thanks” to duckie. What a buddy. You see, duckie sent over a video for me to watch. Let’s just say it was… engaging. Really, really engaging. Just as I was getting into it, guess who walks in? My girlfriend. Perfect timing, right?

Her reaction? Immediate lockdown. She didn’t even let me finish. Just waited patiently (or maybe a little too gleefully) for me to go soft enough to get the cage back on. Now it’s locked tight, the key is back around her neck, and I have absolutely no clue how long I’ll be in this predicament.

So, thanks a bunch, duckie. You really made my day.