Email sent this evening to my group.  Self explanatory.

Meghan                                                                                                                       9:01 PM

Re:  NEED HELP

To:  Mollie, Charise, Terri, Katie, Janice, Rita, Jeannie

Thank all of you for coming together for Sunday’s mind-fuck of krissi.  It was delightful!!

He truly believes he dodged a bullet and we can all be assured that he will be totally recommitted to our pleasure going forward.

But, speaking of commitment – or lack of – just after he and I got home Sunday, he informed that he couldn’t locate his wallet; that he thought he put it in a pocket of a shooting vest worn to the gym Saturday.  And that he can’t find the vest either.  We drove to the gym and didn’t find either.

Talk about ruining my evening!!  Was looking forward to several hours of relaxing worship.  Instead he spent it canceling credit card and me sitting alone, fuming!!

This is an egregious instance of careless mindlessness! – exactly the opposite of the tough mindedness we’ve worked to instill in the boys.

It must be punished.

I want it done before sunset Thursday.  Suspect it will take 90 minutes or more once he’s restrained. Weather looks decent so we will use the back lawn rack and the new sawhorse Jeff built.

If your boys have anything coming to them, please join me with them and we’ll help each other.

As in the past, you can bring whatever you’d like to use or simply show up and select from my collection. You know what’s here.  You witnessed Super Bowl Sunday the long canes krissi made from plant stakes so you know they will open flesh nicely.

The weekend hike you’ve heard I am planning will not be this weekend so there’s no need to go light on his genitals. They’ll get what’s coming to them.

RSVP tomorrow, by noon, with when’s better for you: either tomorrow afternoon at 4PM or Thursday at 4.  This will get things done by sunset even if we decide to go on longer.  And, also, so I can have heavy hors d’oeuvres and drinks catered (same young ladies we’ve used before.  Certainly your boys are welcome to help).

Thank you,

Meghan

P. S.  Some thoughtful AND OBSERVANT staff at the gym saw his vest and locked it away in the office. He recovered it yesterday. Thank Goodness!  But immaterial to the matter at our hands.  Look forward to seeing as many of you as can make it.  Let’s put it to him!!