I’ve been thinking about dicks a lot lately.

Okay, perhaps that isn’t a particularly shocking confession coming from me, but there is a reason. I’ve been reviewing some of the submissions for our upcoming Groomed gallery, which means I’ve spent quite a bit of time looking through photographs from our volunteer models. Somewhere along the way, I noticed something rather funny.

I didn’t need to look at the filenames anymore.

I’d open a photograph and immediately think, “That’s eleven.” Next photograph, “That’s thanuj.” Another boy, another instant recognition. I’ve reviewed so many modeling submissions from some of these boys that even without seeing a face or the rest of his body, I know exactly which penis belongs to which sub.

I mentioned this discovery to thing2, and he told me he can distinguish between men that way too. He’s bisexual, so perhaps I shouldn’t have been surprised, but the more we talked about it, the more obvious it seemed. We recognize people by faces, voices, hands, body shapes, and countless other little characteristics. Why wouldn’t this particular piece of male anatomy be equally distinctive? Size is only one characteristic. Shape, proportions, grooming, coloration, and all those other little details make every man different.

Naturally, once I started wondering about this, I had to conduct an experiment.

My four household boys were informed that there would be a surprise test this morning. I showed thing1, thing2, houseboy, and scrappydo photographs of one another without identifying information and asked them to determine which boy was which.

Yes, they could.

Apparently my household has reached the point where the boys can identify their fellow subs by their dicks. I’m not entirely certain whether that represents impressive observational skills or simply proof that we have an unusual home, but I was entertained either way.

Then another question occurred to me.

What about my virtual pack?

Our Magazine subs have appeared together in galleries for quite some time now. They see one another’s modeling work. Some of our regular contributors have appeared in dozens of photo projects. Surely our boys have been paying attention to their fellow volunteers.

So, boys, consider yourselves officially on notice.

There’s going to be a test.

I’m going to find out just how well you can identify your fellow Magazine subs when all of the usual clues have been taken away. You’ll be graded, of course, and I’m already considering what should happen to boys who perform particularly well, or particularly poorly.

Oh, and don’t forget to go back and look at some of the subs of the past – there might be a few legacy dicks I include in the exam.

I suggest you start studying.

Those galleries are educational material now. 🙂