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Some of you know that for more than a few years now, several of my Dommes and I have pursued a wing to a local gym where people = boys and girls – can work out without needing to dress, going or coming. (Two, but not all, of us have adequate spaces in our homes but the point is to have our boys, and all-comers for the matter, naked in public.)
Status / bottom line up front: the hold-up is parking. I’ll explain.
1 – a partner in this is the owner of the current gym.
2 – we’ve acquired the space, immediately adjacent to the functioning gym, more than we think we will need, actually.
3 – the floorplan is in-hand:
4 – Parking:
All the entrances have typical nudist signage “past this point there will be people without clothing, etc.” (It actually proved easier than any of us thought to set up a clothing optional venue), except:
The issue: local government will not accept privacy-fenced parking. Why? Because they accurately point out that it is needed only so naked people can go and come, and being naked outside the fence is illegal, doesn’t comply with decency laws. What’s to prevent, they say, a naked person leaving the gym and stopping off somewhere else on the way home? (the boys are often naked elsewhere, perhaps one or more of them as often as every day, and it’s actually quite reassuring to know that none of the bureaucrats, nor obviously, their staffs, know of it). Our counterargument is that this is no different than our homes, to which they say “expectation of privacy on private property is limited. If you are seen by someone offended, then you’re violating the law.”
And on-and-on, back and forth.
We may decide to abandon the parking. Thing is, doing this later, after the fact, will undoubtedly prove impossible and we’ll be left with no option other than moving the whole thing, which is very undesirable:
P. S. This has come so close to fruition that we’ve had drinks thinking about how to decorate. A favorite of the owner: a large banner with my Mother-In-Law’s admonition, which so perfectly captures our mission: “Boys Have No Private Parts.”
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Corporations pillage and plunder, police brutalize, and the rich rake in everything they can squeeze out of society, but Heaven Forbid someone see a butt or boob.
This gym project is inspired and inspiring, Mistress Meghan! I hope you’re able to pull it off completely!