i’m just going to say it, even though madam will probably get angry at me for complaining—I really, really hate cleaning windows. no matter how hard you try, they’re never clean enough.

and as soon as you finish, something happens. a bird drops shit on them, a bug smashes into them, or someone—like madam’s current boyfriend—leaves fingerprints all over them. it’s endless!

i know i shouldn’t complain, but honestly, i wish madam would just pay someone else to deal with the windows. a sub can dream, right?