so, thanks to the recent article mistress heather posted about turning subs into helper elves, madam got inspired… and guess what? she bought duckie an elf costume. and oh boy, it’s not just any costume—it’s very skimpy and tight. and here’s the kicker: she won’t let me wear the shirt part, just the “elf briefs,” which, to be honest, i can barely fit into properly.

i’ve also got this elf hat complete with elf ears, and every time madam sees me in this get-up, she can’t help but laugh. it’s become quite the sight around the estate, apparently. last night was a whole new level of embarrassing though. madam had some friends over, and guess who had to serve drinks? yep, duckie the elf, in nothing but his elf briefs and hat.

it’s all in good fun (i hope!), but boy, does it make for an interesting work environment.