If you’re expecting some sweet, sappy holiday nonsense from me, think again. My favorite holiday movie is Gremlins. It’s chaotic, dark, and downright hilarious—exactly how I like my holidays. Plus, who doesn’t love the idea of a little mayhem under the Christmas tree?

Let’s face it, the Mogwai rules—don’t feed them after midnight, don’t get them wet, blah blah blah—are basically a Domme’s dream. Control, obedience, and consequences when rules are broken. Perfect.

So, if you haven’t seen it yet, go watch it. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.