So, uh… I’m supposed to write something for this thing. First post, yay me. Honestly, I have no idea what to talk about, so here goes: I’m frustrated as fuck.

Loctober is long over, people. It’s November 17th. But guess who’s still locked up? Yep, this guy. My girlfriend decided No-Nutt November was a “natural extension” of Loctober, and let me tell you, it is not natural. I need to nutt, bad. Every time I even hint at unlocking, she just smirks and says, “You’ll survive.” Survive? I’m practically dying over here.

I don’t even know why I’m writing this. Maybe it’s cathartic or some shit. Or maybe I’m just hoping she’ll read it and, I don’t know, take pity on me? Doubt it. Knowing her, she’ll just tell me to write more about how much I love being locked. Spoiler alert: I don’t. At least not right now.