“Makes Me Wet Just Looking At It, Dear”
by Mizz Geena | Mar 22, 2025 |
Houseboy just walked in with a big grin after spending the night at my neighbor Mrs. R’s house. He said it was an enjoyable night—and honestly, I believe him 😊
Let me back up a bit. Mrs. R is my very spunky, sharp-as-ever neighbor – sort of the neighborhood grandma, and I absolutely adore her. She’s been a widow for nearly 20 years, lives alone, and my boys help her out from time to time.
Yesterday, I went over for tea and brought houseboy along to do some cleaning. When I left, she asked if he could stay a while… and she ended up keeping him all night. Turns out it was the anniversary of her wedding, and she was feeling especially lonely. They played cards late into the evening, and then he simply lay beside her while she slept. Sweet, right? 🥹
But here’s the thing—while she might be the sweet old lady on the street, she is very much enjoying the company of my boys. She keeps proving age is just a number.
I had two surprises for her yesterday. First, I printed the Spring card featuring exibishboy’s floral art. She got absolutely giddy and had me put it on her fridge. Houseboy just told me she later had him move it into a frame… now hanging in her bedroom. I wonder if exibishboy ever imagined he’d end up as pin-up art on the wall of a gal’s bedroom? 😆
Second, I showed her the two photos my newest volunteer, eleven, sent me—one of him caged, and the other flaccid. These were sent on command as part of his ownership transfer; I need to know what my property looks like, after all.
Now keep in mind—this woman is old enough to be eleven’s grandma. And without missing a beat, she looked at the photos and said, “That’s the type of cock that makes me wet just looking at it, dear.”
I almost spit out my tea. I was laughing so hard. This woman is everything.
It makes me happy that my pic pleases her. I feel honored she has it on the wall in her bedroom.