So, in honor of Bald Is Beautiful Day, I had a fun experience Sunday. My electric razor that I use for manscaping had stopped working awhile ago, and I’ll admit I let things go a bit too long. Annie decided she’d rectify the situation herself. This is what I’d call a Femdom grooming session.

She was waiting for me when I stepped out of the shower. That grin, the razors, bowl of water already set up, towels laid out. Yeah, I knew exactly what she had in mind. We use the end of our bed and the bench to position me so she has open access. I start sitting down with my back laid back and legs open, and she pulls up a chair between my legs, razor in hand. At first it’s pretty standard. She lifts and moves things however she wants while working along with the electric razor, a new one she’d picked up.

Then things got more fun.

She switched to a regular razor for the close shave, and she started laughing because every time she’d get close to my shaft, or actually shave along it, I’d get a little harder. Yeah, as we’ve discovered before, my dick is stupid and apparently likes danger. Sure enough, by the time she was finished with the front I was at about 75 percent full mast. Annie thought this was fucking hilarious. I reminded her that she was the one holding a razor next to my most valuable equipment. Apparently that wasn’t the reassurance she thought it should be.

Then she ordered me to turn over.

This is the less glamorous part of the Dominatrix Grooming Salon experience. She has me bend over so she can shave the rest of my underside from behind, then makes sure my ass and everything around it is groomed exactly the way she wants. I’m a furry guy, although not quite as much back there, but Annie likes everything bare when she does this. And frankly, having her working around such a sensitive area with razors and her hands wasn’t exactly convincing my stupid dick to calm the fuck down.

Eventually she had me turn back over so she could finish everything off. By then there was absolutely no pretending my body wasn’t enjoying the attention. Annie was still laughing at me and taking considerable satisfaction in the fact that apparently all she needs to do is approach my cock with a razor and it decides this is sexy.

Fortunately, I’d apparently been a good enough boy about following her grooming instructions that she decided I deserved some attention afterward. So overall, I can’t complain too much. I emerged smooth, freshly groomed, and once again reminded that Annie can somehow turn even basic personal maintenance into an exercise in her authority over me.

Which makes me curious. Are there any other guys out there who get groomed by their wife, girlfriend, owner, Domme, whatever? Annie genuinely enjoys doing this, and she’s gotten pretty damn good at it over the years.

I’ve seriously considered finding her some clients and opening Annie’s Dominatrix Grooming Salon.

Just don’t expect a lollipop when she’s finished.