One of my Patreon boys on the weekly training tier is working on improving his cunnilingus skills. As part of that, he purchased one of those realistic pussy toys, and I’ve been assigning him practice exercises with it. He then sends me photos and reports back on his progress for review.

And honestly, the boy is doing wonderfully. Focused, eager, and clearly taking the assignment seriously. Exactly how training should work.

So this morning I’m sitting there reviewing his latest submissions when thing2 walks behind me, glances at the screen, and mutters as he walks away, “Aww, your internet subs have all the fun.”

I just sat there blinking for a second.

This is the same boy who had literally started my morning with his mouth between my thighs under the blankets while I was still waking up. The same boy who gets regular access to me, regular opportunities to serve me directly, and plenty of very real hands-on experience.

And somehow he thinks the internet boys are having more fun?

I don’t think so.

So I calmly called him back over and gave him instructions. Get dressed. Go to the adult toy store. Buy himself one of the pussy toys. And not some cheap little thing either. I gave him a minimum spend requirement because if he’s going to learn a lesson, he’s going to learn it properly. Especially since it’s coming out of his own allowance.

Now comes the amusing part.

For the next several days, thing2 is restricted to practicing on the toy only. No waking me up with his mouth. No “helping” me. No slipping into bed to worship me.

If he thinks the Patreon boys have all the fun, then he can enjoy doing exactly what they do for awhile.

Frankly, I think the lesson is already starting to sink in.