Thing2’s “Recruiting” Mishap
by Mizz Geena | Apr 16, 2025 |
Thing2 is in trouble again—surprise, surprise. This time, he actually thought he was doing something helpful… “recruiting” for me.
Apparently, there’s this guy—we’ll call him Danny—who grew up in the neighborhood and has always been a little curious about my house and what goes on inside. He’s a bit of a loner, and on his birthday (his 18th birthday, for the record), he had no one to celebrate with. Thing2 took him out to try and cheer him up. They couldn’t get drinks, of course—newly legal, but not bar-ready.
Well, the real issue started when thing2 brought him to my house. He had Danny wait in the foyer, ‘prepared,’ while he ran off to find me, grinning about having a “surprise.”
I walked in to find this kid – someone I’ve seen around the neighborhood – completely naked. I immediately snapped at thing2 to get him dressed, now. They both scrambled, insisting he’s “a man now” and ready to serve.
Let me be clear—I don’t care what age the law says you are. In my house, you don’t show up naked and uninvited unless I’ve made that decision. I do enjoy my boys, but I require them to be men before they can serve. And while I couldn’t help but notice that Danny came… equipped (a rare uncut specimen, no less), I held the line and sent him on his way.
Thing2? He’s spending the rest of the day scrubbing the bathroom, detailing the floors, and catching the full brunt of my frustration.
Still, I admit… the boy’s got potential. He’s obviously eager, willing, and very easy on the eyes. But if I ever consider bringing him into my world, it will be on my terms—with proper vetting, clear boundaries, and yes, ID checked at the door. 😏
Mizz Geena, I mean, when opportunity shows up in your foyer…
Ha, no really – not the way to do it.