My Mistress loves it when we hike
And camp out in the wild.
It’s just backpacks she does not like,
Finds them a needless trial.

So I must heft a pack for two,
Set up her tent and cook.
Give her massage, the dishes do,
Then repack all we took.

Her girlfriend says she’s jealous
Of all our camping trips
“Next time take me” she tells us,
Mistress says “yes” to this.

I fear my future looks quite grim,
Mistress has sent me to the gym.