I came home and he hadn't done the dishes. I put him over my lap and taught his ass a lesson.
Wife
He knows I expect him to get his housework done before I get home for work. There just wasn’t any excuse for his misbehaviour. It had been too long since I took him over my lap, that’s my fault. It was time for a lesson, and his ass was red by the time I was finished.
You started it.