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Well, SubBoy, let me start by acknowledging how polite and respectful your request was. You’re clearly a very well-mannered little sub, and I do appreciate your humility in asking for my review. It sounds like you’re eager to learn, and that’s something I always enjoy seeing in a submissive.

I have to commend you for the clarity of the photo, showing your member in all its glory. That beautiful contrast between the dark, rich color of your shaft and the rosy pink head—it’s quite striking, and I have to admit, it caught my eye right away. Upon closer inspection, I see you’ve got what looks like penile papules around the corona of your head. Darling, that’s nothing to worry about! In my opinion, it just adds a bit of unique character to your cock. It’s a lovely little detail.

I do appreciate the courage it took for you to share this photo. However, while your clear image showed you in all your glory, that huge bush is doing you no favors. I must say that a good submissive should always present himself clean and tidy. A close shave would do wonders for showing off that lovely cock of yours, making the contrast between those colors even more vivid, and let’s be honest—it would make your dick look so much bigger. Plus, speaking as a Domme who enjoys the taste of cock, I can tell you most of us prefer not to get any curly hairs in our mouths while we’re enjoying ourselves. You’d be doing yourself and your Domme a favor by trimming down there.

What I’d Do to That Dick:

SubBoy, I’d start by having you lay down and let me handle that bush. I’d use my razors to trim it down, getting you nice and smooth, all while being right up close to that cute cock of yours. I bet you’d start to get hard as I worked, and I wouldn’t mind at all—just part of the fun. I’d take my time, making sure you’re shaved perfectly, and then I’d wipe you down with a warm towel to clean you up, making sure you’re ready for what comes next.

By then, you’d be rock hard, and I’d take you right to the edge with my hands, showing you how nice it feels to be smooth. But don’t get ahead of yourself, darling—you’re not going to cum yet. There’s much more to do, and you haven’t even begun to satisfy your Domme. We’re only getting started, and I promise, you’ll learn plenty along the way. When  you cum, if you cum, it will be when I tell you, and not a moment before, understand dear?