Lately, we’ve received a couple of nasty comments, which—based on their barely legible ramblings—we assume were about my use of the term "my boys" when referring to my subs. So, let me be clear one more time: I call all subs "boys" in general, but that never, ever...

So, for years, Annie has had this very sizeable dildo she calls Clyde—a damn realistic one. She always told me it was a Clone-a-Willy mold of an ex-lover’s cock. I figured she was embellishing to mess with me. Maybe trying to make me jealous, add a little humiliation...

Well, shit. Had a conference call with Madam Nora, Mistress Heather, and Mizz Geena. It was not a good time. My performance? Apparently bad enough that my job is on the line. I mean, technically, I’m just a contractor getting paid per piece, but I’m still not meeting...

Today brought an unexpected surprise. The doorbell rang, houseboy answered, and there stood a delivery of three dozen roses. Naturally, I assumed they were from my husband—but no. The card told a different story. Then my phone rang. A client. I don’t take on...