so, thanks to the recent article mistress heather posted about turning subs into helper elves, madam got inspired... and guess what? she bought duckie an elf costume. and oh boy, it’s not just any costume—it’s very skimpy and tight. and here’s the kicker: she won’t...

Just a quick note here to extend my heartfelt “thanks” to duckie. What a buddy. You see, duckie sent over a video for me to watch. Let’s just say it was... engaging. Really, really engaging. Just as I was getting into it, guess who walks in? My girlfriend. Perfect...

Ever have one of those dreams where someone you love does something so terrible that you wake up furious at them? I know not everyone experiences this, but it happens to me quite often. It feels as if their actions in the dream are as real as if they happened in...

Hello boys, I hope this festive season finds you all on your best behavior. However, if any of you have been naughty enough this year, you might just find yourselves facing a visit from Krampus. Yes, that’s right, not every festive legend is as forgiving as Santa. For...