I have my bedroom, and when my husband is home, he usually sleeps with me. He also has a pullout in his den, and sometimes, I send him there 😏. Thing1 has his own attic room, while thing2 and houseboy have bedrooms in the basement. There’s also a guest suite...

As you may know, houseboy’s contract isn’t just with me, but with my entire household. That means he’s required to obey everyone—including thing1 and thing2. Usually, that just means handling their chores, but let’s be real—the boys always try to push the limits...

Levi is rolling into town this weekend, and I’m already wondering if I can keep up. The guy’s about twenty years younger than me, full of energy, and has all kinds of wild ideas about going out and partying. Meanwhile, I’m over here like… yeah, this guy doesn’t do...

hey all, i’m here! survived the weekend’s punishment ceremony—barely—but all good. levi did an awesome job detailing the events as they unfolded, so i won’t rehash too much. but damn, it was intense. being presented by madam in front of her guests, feeling her...

I thought my boys would be excited about their upcoming spa weekend, but apparently, not everyone is on board. thing2, in particular, is acting jealous. I get it—he hasn’t had as much exposure to my professional sessions as the others, but he’s seen enough to know...