another full week with poodles shadowing me, and wow, this boy is a challenge. i am honestly trying to do right by Madam and train him properly, but some days feel like i am herding chaos. first incident this week was laundry. i had poodles folding Madam’s things,...

I usually take my time getting ready. I primp, I clean, I shave. An hour isn’t unusual when I’m preparing for a date. I like polish. I like intention. I like knowing I’ve put myself together exactly the way I want to be seen and touched. But then there’s Dan. Dan...

Annie’s friend reached out and asked if I could help her with something. It sounded innocent enough. She needed a couch moved. Heavy, awkward, definitely a two-person job. I showed up ready to be useful, because that is how I’ve been trained. We got the couch where...

His first week has been great. He settled in quickly, and the difference is already obvious. The house is clean, dinner is consistently on the table, and for the first time in a while we have been able to slow down and actually have family time with our kids again....

She punishes me sometimes, like that rough night with Nate, but she rewards too. And honestly, the rewards mess with my head more than the punishments ever could. Last night she told me to strip. No warning. No buildup. Then she handed me my key. Just dropped it in...