Annie made sure my last night in town went out with a bang—literally and figuratively. She sent us to a St. Paddy’s Day party at her friends Jeff and Melody’s place, and holy shit, it was exactly what I needed. But now? Yeah… I’m sore. Everywhere. When we got back,...

Cody got a bonus—and I just spent all of it. Mommy needed a new car. Okay, fine, it didn’t cover the whole thing, but it did cover the downpayment. And because I’m such a generous wife, I got Cody a little reward too—an unlimited car wash pass! So now he can...

I should have already left to pick up Levi, but my head is pounding. I just can’t even right now. Last night was another wild one. We ended up at a party at Annie’s friends’ place—Jeff and Melody. When my Uber finally arrived and I was heading out, I figured I...

There’s a large university nearby, and every now and then, a lost young man stumbles onto my farm. This weekend, there were two of them. I call them boys because, while they may have been 18, they were just that—boys. They arrived as part of some absurd hazing...

This trip is off the fucking hooks. Just got back to Zeek’s house—he had to pick me up from Flower’s place, where (surprise, surprise) he once again left me all night. At this point, I’m gonna need a long-ass article to cover everything that’s happened. I’m...