Zeek’s Kinktober Punishment: A Dick Rating He Won’t Forget, And a Confession You Won’t Want to Miss

I recently found myself in a bit of hot water at FemdomU Magazine. I missed out on securing a key partnership with a sponsor, and with the chaos of getting our Autumn Kinktober Special Edition out the door, it couldn’t have come at a worse time. If you’ve read Madam Nora’s post on accountability in her From The Editor column, you’ll know she left my discipline up to someone who knows me best: my wife. Now, as she often reminds me, I’m already something of a pain slut, so corporal punishment isn’t her go-to for this type of mistake. She had something far more clever (and honestly, much more embarrassing) in mind.

My punishment, as it turns out, is in two parts. And both are designed to benefit FemdomU Magazine. So, let’s talk about Part 1.

My Dick Ratings

In celebration of Kinktober, the magazine announced a limited number of free dick ratings by our dommes, Mizz Geena and Miss Autumn. When this was first revealed, we needed one of us from the magazine to lead by example and submit our own dick for the inaugural review. Naturally, I kindly declined, thinking for sure that Levi or maybe duckie would get roped into it. Well, my wife had other plans. She volunteered me. She sent in a photo of my junk. Not only did I have to submit to the dick-rating, but I also got rated by both ladies.

And let me tell you—there’s no backing out once your wife signs you up for something like this. You can read the results now. Here’s Mizz Geena’s review, and here is Miss Autumn’s. While I definitely found Mizz Geena’s review easier to swallow (no pun intended), Miss Autumn’s… well, let’s just say I’m a little more afraid of her now. If you’re curious (or brave), check them out. They’re live for all to see, and Madam Nora has even instructed me to open the comments section. So, if any of you Dommes out there want to chime in with your own thoughts on my photo, feel free to share.

My Punishment Part 2 – A Humiliating Confession

Now, Part 2 of my punishment is coming. There’s an old story from my college days—a Halloween incident that I’ve kept under wraps for years. My wife knows it all too well, and she’s always had a good laugh at my expense over it. Well, I’ve been instructed to write a letter to the FemdomU Forum sharing every humiliating detail. My first draft didn’t cut it; my wife said it failed to capture just how humiliated I was being “the group’s bitch.” So, I’m working on revisions, and once it’s approved, you’ll be able to read it in all its embarrassing glory.

Lesson learned: Don’t miss deadlines, especially not at FemdomU.

BTW – Get Your Own Dick Rating

The ladies are offering a limited number of these ratings for Kinktober, so if you’re brave enough to submit a photo, you could get rated too. And if, like my wife, you’re a Domme with a submissive dick under your control, feel free to submit it on his behalf! The process is easy – fill out the quick request form here.