Madam occasionally hosts afternoon tea parties for her friends, and today was one of those days. depending on how many guests she has, sometimes it’s just me serving, but for larger gatherings, she’ll bring in additional subs.

today’s tea service was for five guests. now, i could’ve handled that on my own, but Madam decided to go all out because one of the guests was her friend Madam Amanda (you might remember her), who Madam helped find the summer intern.

so, Madam brought in two other subs, ryan and j, and the three of us were tasked with tea service. so, what does that involve?

first off, we’re completely naked except for our collars,. standing at attention is a must—we’re to be perfectly poised until called upon. when it’s time to serve, we handle everything: pouring tea, replenishing treats, ensuring every guest’s cup is always full, and generally maintaining a seamless, elegant service. it’s about precision and respect, with no room for mistakes.

of course, these women are exactly the type of guests who expect more than just tea service. they were a demanding group, and let’s just say their requests extended far beyond tea and biscuits. if i have to spell it out, they all wanted us to give them oral service.

i was incredibly thankful to have ryan and j’s help—it would’ve been impossible to manage all of that alone. by the end of the party, madam was pleased with our performance, which is all i ever hope for.

afternoon tea at madam’s is never dull, that’s for sure.