have i mentioned how small this place is? because it’s really small. and when space is tight, even the smallest mess feels massive.

and Madam’s mister? yeah… not exactly the king of cleanliness. he drops food, leaves clothes everywhere, and tracks mud through the house like it’s part of his daily ritual. he plays soccer, and apparently that involves rolling around in dirt and then stomping straight inside like a human mop.

so guess who’s spending all day cleaning up after him? 🙋‍♂️

just now, Madam and Secretary were both out, and i caught this awful smell coming down the hall. went to investigate and there he is – main bathroom, door wide open, taking a dump like it’s a public performance.

i grabbed the air freshener, sprayed like half the can, and closed the door on him while he was mid-complaint. like, dude. smell the flowers. better than your crap.

what if madam had walked in? she deserves incense and candlelight, not eau de dude-dump.

i am trying to keep this place livable. seriously.

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