I’d only been dating her for about four weeks, but we’d already had more crazy sex than my entire life. And by crazy, I mean she was into some really, seriously crazy stuff.

She was the first woman to peg me, which happened on our first date! She was also the first woman to have me fuck her best friend while she watched. She really got off on that.

So I thought, why not ask if she’d be into a threesome? Kinda one of the things on my bucket list. So she agreed quick and said she had someone in mind. 

That night, I was ready for the double-fuck of my life. The doorbell rang, and I answered it, expecting any one of her hot girlfriends to answer. But, instead, it was a dude!

Before I understood what was happening, she’d had us stripped, pounding my ass with her strapon while sucking his cock. I was confused. I was hurt. I was turned on.

Mostly, I couldn’t stop thinking, “this isn’t what I meant when I asked for a 3-way…”

Honestly, it wasn’t.