FemdomU is providing a limited number of free dick ratings by our Dommes. You can read more details about the project here, or signup at the bottom this post to request your own rating.

Oh, darling, I hope you’re talented at pleasing her with your mouth. It’s a very good thing you enjoy having your dick made fun of and laughed at—because honestly, what else do you expect women to do with this?

My first thought when I saw that little thing—and those tiny fingers struggling to hold it up—was, “Is this guy even an adult?” Then I noticed that overgrown, unkempt bush and realized, yes, an adult… just one who clearly doesn’t know how to properly groom himself. You really need to read Levi’s article on grooming—immediately. Honestly, it should be required reading before any sub is allowed to even think about showing his dick to a Domme. Here, I’ll do you a favor: Unveiling Submissiveness The Importance of Grooming in BDSM.

Next, let’s discuss your pathetic presentation. If you want a Domme to look at your pitiful little peepee, then let her see it. Be naked, fully displayed. We are not interested in your shy, half-covered attempt. Is that a blanket? I’m guessing this was just your lazy morning wood, and you thought, “Oh, I’ll take a picture of my big guy” …Well, newsflash: I certainly wouldn’t get out of bed for that sad excuse of an erection.

So, let’s tally up your failures:

• Teeny, tiny peepee? Check
• Poor grooming? Check.
• Pathetic presentation? Check.
• That weak, floppy excuse for an erection? Oh, absolutely checked.

If that’s your rock-hard morning wood, I can only imagine how sad it is later in the day. No wonder your wife is looking for new ways to humiliate you—she probably realized long ago that she’ll never be satisfied by that tiny thing and prefers your tongue instead. And honestly, I don’t blame her.

What I’d Do to That Dick:

If I had that pathetic little thing in front of me, it would only be because your wife asked me to properly punish you for having such a useless excuse for a cock. And let me be clear—I’d have no interest in that little thing. What could it possibly do for me? Absolutely nothing.

But I would have a little fun with it first. Maybe flick it a few times, watching it twitch pathetically. I’d aim right for that tiny little freckle, just to make you squirm. Maybe I’d even pinch it between my fingers, just enough to remind you how insignificant it really is. But that’s where my attention to your dick ends—because it’s not going to please me, so why should I let it be free? No, that thing belongs in a cage. Locked up, where it can serve its only real purpose—being denied.

Now, what I do enjoy? A good foot slave. And that’s exactly what you’re going to be. I’d have you kneel, where you belong, and start by giving my feet a full tongue bath. You’d lick every inch—my soles, my arches, the tops of my feet, every toe. And don’t you dare forget in between. You will get between my toes and clean them properly. And while you’re at it, let’s test that little mouth of yours—how big is it? I know I can get my big toe in there, but that’s not enough. You’re going to take the whole foot, deep, tongue working, sucking like the desperate little foot whore you are.

My guess? With a name like Footlover, this will excite you. You’ll be moaning into my feet like a good little slave, your caged-up, useless dick straining against the bars, leaking, aching. I know what you’d want—oh, you’d want me to take that cage off. You’d want me to let you out, place my soft, perfect feet on that sad little cock, rub it, tease you, let you hump against them like the desperate, pathetic thing you are.

But you haven’t earned that. You won’t earn that. Instead, you’ll keep worshiping, keep licking, while that tiny, locked-up cock suffers. Because that’s all you’re good for.