About me
My name is “pute”—short for putain (which translates to “slut” or “whore” in French)—and it is quite possibly the only word you will ever need to survive a conversation in France. Whether you’re ordering expensive champagne, lost in a jungle, or announcing you’ve found a missing hedgehog, a slight shift in tone turns putain into your all-access pass to fluency—effortlessly pivoting from awe (putainnn…!?!) and empathy (oh! putain!) to pure frustration (putain de merde!) or the universal anguish of stepping in dog poo on a Parisian sidewalk.
When I’m not mastering French profanity, I serve as the spouse, life partner, and owned submissive to Mistress Déesse, with whom I’ve shared a dedicated Female-Led Relationship (FLR) for several years. Within our dynamic, I am committed to honoring Her guidance, maintaining absolute trust, and serving our shared life with total devotion.
Floor Fundamentals: What I’ve Learned So Far
Before diving into deeper waters, let’s review the basic toolkit I’ve acquired so far:
- Kneeling: My morning routine consists of devotional mantras, submitting, and questioning why I ever thought floor space was intended for furniture.
- Pants Are Overrated: Thanks to CFNM (Clothed Female, Naked Male) being our household standard, clothes have become a distant memory. Honestly, wearing fabric feels fake now.
- Patience: Waiting for Her. Waiting to serve. Waiting while remembering that my opinion was never on the agenda anyway.
My three core lessons learned: Keep your knees down, keep your clothes off, and keep your mouth shut until spoken to!
Enrolling in FemdomU
To cure my terminal submissive cluelessness, Mistress instructed me to join FemdomU as both a task and volunteer submissive. Now, obeying multiple Dommes at once might sound like a recipe for total administrative chaos, but don’t worry—we got this! We’ve set up lots of vertically integrated protocols for that.
Turns out, true submission isn’t dramatic, movie-style theatricality—it’s a consistent daily exercise in dropping my ego, paying attention, and learning to love being told what to do.
To keep myself on track, here are the 5 things I want to perfect on my journey to becoming genuinely useful:
1. Proofreading as an Act of Devotion
- The Goal: Trade my ego for care and attention to detail.
- The Reality: All Dominant’s time is precious. She shouldn’t have to decipher cryptic text messages, hunt for missing attachments, or correct my typos (and punctuation). Clean formatting, good grammar, and reading instructions properly are my very first acts of daily devotion.
2. Proactive Devotion Over Passive Waiting
- The Goal: Shift from reactive obedience to being genuinely useful.
- The Reality: Sitting around waiting to be micro-managed isn’t submitting—it’s forcing Her to be my executive manager. My goal is to anticipate Her needs before She even speaks them: brew the coffee, clean the space, and handle the chores. Smooth efficiency is hot.
3. Graceful Acceptance of Feedback
- The Goal: Accept instant feedback without defensive armor.
- The Reality: When She corrects my posture, my tone, or my work, I drop the male urge to deliver a 10-minute defense speech. A simple, quiet “Thank you, Mistress” wins every time. Her feedback isn’t an attack; it’s fine-tuning.
4. Quiet Mind, Total Trust
- The Goal: Stop overthinking and trust Her strategy.
- The Reality: Submission is an active relief. My job is flawless, enthusiastic execution; Her job is the grand vision. Letting go of the burden of self-governance means I get to enjoy the rare, incredible luxury of not being in charge.
5. Mastery of Daily Consistency
- The Goal: Choose quiet reliability over grand theatricality.
- The Reality: Anyone can pull off a dramatic, grand gesture once a month. Real submission is showing up every single morning, keeping my space tidy, and doing exactly what I said I would do. Boring? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely.
Conclusion
At the end of the day, submission isn’t about dramatic flourishes or sounding fluent in every situation—it’s about the quiet work of showing up, keeping your word, and serving with a cheerful heart (and clean grammar). Whether I’m managing protocols at FemdomU or keeping the floor warm at home for Mistress Déesse, perfection is a moving target—but as long as my knees stay on the floor and my ears stay open, I’m right where I’m supposed to be. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a fresh pot of coffee to brew before I’m asked.
Welcome pute,
Happy that another is joining our team, sure you’ll enjoy it in here, and i’m into french to if you want to practice some away from your Mistress
i’m sure you’ll enjoy your stay here
Merci mille fois, Otta!
Thank you for the warm welcome to the team! I’m really glad to be here and excited to contribute.
Haha, I appreciate the offer! Though given that my submissive name (pute) was chosen by Mistress Déesse, I have a feeling She keeps a pretty close eye on my “French lessons”!
Looking forward to connecting more with you across the site!
Welcome pute, what a great name I loved reading fhis post. Enjoy !
Thank you very much, mayihelpu!
Your encouragement means a lot as I get settled into the team. (And thank you—I have Mistress Déesse to thank for the name!)
I also want to congratulate you on your transfer of ownership to Mizz Geena. What an incredible honor and accomplishment! I look forward to reading about your journey and serving alongside you in the FemdomU community.
Ty !!
Welcome pute to the group. Sounds like you will fit in great.
Thank you, ouchie!
Haha, getting into trouble is practically my specialty, so if that’s the main requirement for fitting in, I think I’m off to a flying start!
Glad to be part of the group and looking forward to connecting with everyone!
hey bud, welcome to another brother in service with a healthy dislike for pants and broccoli. i’ve enjoyed chatting and look forward to getting to know you better.
Haha, thanks Duckie!
Sign me up as a co-founder of the Anti-Pants, Broccoli & Top-Sheet Alliance! Though I have a feeling if Madam Nora Sinclair or Mistress Déesse hear about our club, our first assignment will be a mandatory plate of greens in full formal attire!
Great chatting with you as always, bud—looking forward to working together!
Hello pute, I’ve heard some about you, more about your wife and owner. I’m very excited to have both of you joining the team.
I also was asked to do a bit of a ‘new boy’ review of your inspection photos. I’m probably the one holding up the final report as I’ve not had a chance to get to it yet. My first impression was not bad, some room for improvement though. I’ll try to get Geena my notes shortly.
I suspect I’ll be interacting with you more soon.
Thank you so much, Miss Autumn! Mistress Déesse and I are both so excited to be joining FemdomU.
Hearing that my inspection photos left ‘room for improvement’ from an on-the-beat writer who studies the art of control under Madam Nora Sinclair is probably the most polite way of saying I have plenty of studying to do! I promise to practice standing even straighter so I don’t drag down the magazine’s standards.
Take all the time you need on the final report—I’ll be eagerly awaiting your notes so I can start sharpening my submissive skills. Looking forward to interacting with you soon!
Hi pute – welcome again, you’re going to do well here. Let me know if you need anything.
Thanks, Zeek! Appreciate the warm welcome and the vote of confidence. I’m already putting your Domme survival guide to good use—though I probably shouldn’t be publicly admitting you gave me a cheat sheet! 🤐 I’ll reach out if I hit any technical snags!
Welcome pute. I’ve seen some of your work from the Academy, and of course, your first article, and can see why Geena believes you’ll make a useful contribution to our Magazine. This was a good piece, and you have some very lofty goals. It is clear that you’ve already embraced not just your training here at FemdomU, but a more fundamental level of training you’ve received from Mistress Deese.
It will be fun to see where this journey takes you.
Thank you so much for the warm welcome, Mistress Heather! It’s a true privilege to contribute here under Mizz Geena and Mistress Déesse. And thank you for the prompt punctuation correction—I’ve officially demoted my male ego and promoted flawless grammar to my top daily goal! I promise to keep my commas in check and my semicolons properly behave from here on out. I’m excited for the journey ahead!
Pute … new one for me. Learned something. Saying “welcome slut!” Isn’t being even a bit condescending …
Thank you, Mistress Meghan! Glad I could contribute to your French vocabulary! I find the beauty of ‘pute’ is that it skips all the subtle condescension and gets straight to the point.
Welcome, pute. I really enjoyed reading your introduction. Your focus on consistency, attention to detail, and quiet service really resonated with me, and I think those are qualities every submissive should keep working toward. I’m looking forward to reading more about your journey and learning alongside you here at FemdomU.
Thank you, Thanuj! I completely agree—staying dedicated to consistency and detail is an ongoing discipline for all of us. I’m very glad to be here at FemdomU, and I look forward to sharing insights and learning from your journey as well.
Bienvenue, pute ! Tu as découvert le meilleur endroit pour nous, les garçons soumis et salopes, pour traîner!
Merci singe salope ! On ne pouvait pas rêver meilleur endroit pour laisser notre ego masculin au vestiaire et apprendre la vraie soumission. Ravi de te croiser.
Hey, welcome to the best group of subs serving the most amazing group of ladies anywhere!
Great to have a new writer joining the team. I enjoyed your first piece alot, and look forward to reading more – in fact, you have some more pieces in my que to review so I don’t have to wait long!
Welcome aboard!
Thank you for the awesome welcome, Levi! It’s a true privilege to join the team and write for our amazing Dommes. I’m thrilled you enjoyed the first piece! Go easy on me with those drafts in your queue—my male ego is officially retired, but my grammar is still a work in progress. Looking forward to connecting and serving together!”
Welcome to FemdomU! I love your post, very insightful and makes it clear you have been well trained. Happy to have you on the team!
Thanks so much, NurseDomme Jessica! (Also, I have to say, your profile photo is fantastic!)
Your articles are always spot-on—left to ourselves, men usually do an awful job at self-care, so your wide ranging, honest advice is a lifesaver. I’ll admit, at first your new sub intake protocol gave me a scare with its sheer thoroughness, but it’s truly impressive. Mistress Déesse informed me that a complete exam is in my near future too, so I’m putting extra sunscreen on all the right parts to prepare and mentally getting ready for that classic latex glove snap! Thank you for the warm welcome
Welcome Pute! Glad you could join us!
Thanks for the warm welcome! It’s not every day a brand new sub gets welcomed by a party of three— Great name! Honored to join the team, thanks!
Bonjour pute!
Salut Count!
Welcome pute, I liked reading your introduction and your history. I hope you enjoy your time at FemdomU. I’m looking for learning more about you and from you.
Welcome aboard, ohtoole
Thanks so much, ohtoole! I really appreciate the warm welcome. I’m thrilled to be here, learning the ropes, and serving alongside such a great group of guys. Looking forward to connecting and reading more of your contributions on the site.
Welcome to FemdomU
hi bambii — love your name! Thank you for the warm welcome.
Hey Pute! Great well written post, looking forward to reading more.