The Elf With the Monster Cock
There once was an elf named Spriggle McStock,
A cheerful little worker with a gigantic cock.
It hung from his shorts like a holiday sock,
Swinging so wide it could knock over a block.
In the workshop it caused total chaos each day.
Other elves tripped over it like it was in the way.
Some were jealous and grumbled, “Why him, not me?”
Others whispered, “I’d ride that thing for all to see.”
Whenever he bent down to put a toy in the cart,
His cock flopped out like it wanted to take part.
Elves gasped, elves blushed, elves lost their composure,
That monster sized dick loved full exposure.
One elf tried measuring it using red twine.
Another asked softly, “Uh… want to combine?”
Two candycane bakers invited him inside,
Saying they needed help, but all they wanted was a ride.
Poor Spriggle had no idea what to do.
His cock was a magnet for the whole horny crew.
He could not concentrate, his tasks never done,
Because his pants kept losing their giant resident one.
Then one night Mrs. Claus stepped through the hall,
Carrying cocoa and checking on all.
She spotted Spriggle bent over, adjusting a wheel,
And saw his cock fall out with undeniable zeal.
Her eyes went wide, her breath caught tight,
She whispered, “My god, that is quite the sight.”
She touched it once and felt it twitch,
Then gave a command, “My bedroom. Now. You’re my bitch!.”
She dragged him upstairs, pushed him to the bed,
Pulled off his shorts and spread her legs instead.
“Show me what this monster can do,”
And his cock answered before his brain even knew.
He fucked her so deep she clawed at his back,
Moaning his name like she was under attack.
Her pussy stretched wide with every huge thrust,
Mrs. Claus screaming, “Stuff me, you must.”
He filled her again and again that night,
Till she shook and begged for one more bite.
By morning her cheeks were glowing bright,
And she told him, “You are mine now. Each and every night.”
Now Spriggle no longer works with the toys.
He is too busy pleasing the Queen of the boys.
Mrs. Claus keeps him naked in her private den,
Where that monster cock fucks her again and again.
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