i’m just going to say it, even though madam will probably get angry at me for complaining—I really, really hate cleaning windows. no matter how hard you try, they’re never clean enough.

and as soon as you finish, something happens. a bird drops shit on them, a bug smashes into them, or someone—like madam’s current boyfriend—leaves fingerprints all over them. it’s endless!

i know i shouldn’t complain, but honestly, i wish madam would just pay someone else to deal with the windows. a sub can dream, right?

Chastity update: I got released last night—for cleaning. My girlfriend is so cruel!

She unlocked me, washed me up, and of course, got me hard in the process. Then she had me go down on her forever, making me even more desperate. Just when I thought I might finally get relief, she ordered me to put the cage back on.

It took a while for things to shrink enough to fit, which only added to the frustration. Now here I am today—locked up and absolutely miserable.

As part of this week’s Sub’s Oral Playbook, I had my personal subs, thing1 and thing2, contribute their own entries. You may have noticed their posts are listed under “anonymous” rather than an author profile. That’s intentional—these boys are mine, not the Magazine’s, and my desire for privacy outweighs their eagerness to show off.

That said, I hope you enjoy their advice! I can personally vouch for both of them—they consistently deliver level 10 service. Of course, that’s thanks to the training they’ve received from yours truly.

Enjoy their insights and know their tips are rooted in real experience and devotion!

I’m in a bit of a situation and could use some thoughts. My wife recently confessed that she’d like to invite another man—a younger man—into our bed.

Here’s the twist: I’ve never done anything with another man before, and she made it clear she doesn’t want me to. This isn’t about cuckolding or humiliation; she just wants both of us to focus on pleasing her at the same time.

I’m seriously considering it, but I’m not sure how I feel about the whole idea. It’s a big step into unfamiliar territory. What do you all think?

So, I’ve been reading through The Sub’s Oral Playbook, and I have to say—it’s pretty impressive. All these guys claiming to have expert advice about how to orally serve their Domme, sharing tips, experiences, and techniques.

But here’s my question: if we have so many “experts,” why is there not a mouth on my pussy right now?

Seriously, boys. Don’t just talk the talk—crawl the crawl.

i just found out about the updated punishment and reward protocol for all our subs and virtual subs. the dommes will be publishing the full details next week, but here’s the part that really caught my attention: while i’m still taking the physical lashings for everyone’s punishments (lucky me), i’ll also earn rewards based on how many good-boy pats you all get.

so guys—let’s make this simple. stop doing bad things, and start doing good things.

levi, this one’s especially for you: stop whining about your cock being in a cage, and do start finishing your writing assignments. let’s all work together here, okay? my back will thank you.

I’m incredibly proud of all the boys who contributed to this week’s focus on The Sub’s Guide to Oral Service, but I want to take a moment to highlight the work of two of my virtual subs who really stood out.

exibishboy
He absolutely nailed his first assignment, putting together an easy-to-follow list of tips for newbies learning the art of oral service. His clear, practical advice is perfect for anyone starting their journey in this area.

pussyslave
He did an excellent job describing how he improved his oral skills, sharing his personal experiences in a relatable way. What’s more, he provided an actionable plan for others to follow, ensuring his piece is as helpful as it is inspiring.

I’m so proud of the dedication these boys are showing, not just in their article contributions but also in their ongoing virtual submission. Keep up the great work, boys—you’re making me very proud!

Fitness update time! First off, I’ve successfully cut sugar from my diet—big time. I know it’s sneaky and in everything, but I’ve officially said goodbye to sweets. So far, so good.

Now, for a new challenge Annie came up with. She wanted to see how long I could stay on the treadmill with a buttplug in my ass. Yeah, she was laughing hysterically while timing me. And let me tell you, that was not easy.

I managed to last 9 minutes before the damn thing popped out. Embarrassing? A little. Motivating? Absolutely. Let’s just say Annie isn’t done testing my… stamina.

Cheers to progress, one awkward challenge at a time!

I’m so excited about this week’s focus—articles written entirely by the magazine’s subs! As Command Domme, I couldn’t be prouder of the team. Our staff subs, volunteers, and even a few guest contributors came together to create something truly special: The Sub’s Guide to Oral Service.

This collaborative effort is packed with insights, tips, and perspectives straight from the boys who know what it means to serve. You can check out the full collection here: The Subs of FemdomU Magazine Present: The Sub’s Oral Playbook.

The first three Sub’s Corner articles are already published, with more on the way. Don’t miss them—they’re full of useful advice and experiences that will inspire subs and Dommes alike.

Cheers to the amazing team for their hard work and dedication!