I had the loveliest evening last night with a dear friend of mine who practices tantric body work. He’s got such a warm, grounded soul—and he’s truly a penis whisperer. I invited him out to the farm, made him dinner, and we had some great conversation under the...

cook is gone now. holy shit. the house is empty. the entire estate is empty. i’ve never felt this alone in my life—not since madam saved me from that foster home. like, really think about that. i don’t think i’ve spent a single night truly alone since then. there’s...

Houseboy just walked in with a big grin after spending the night at my neighbor Mrs. R’s house. He said it was an enjoyable night—and honestly, I believe him 😊 Let me back up a bit. Mrs. R is my very spunky, sharp-as-ever neighbor - sort of the neighborhood...

i was helping cook in the kitchen today—her last day on the estate. she was baking cookies, kind of a farewell thing, and i messed up. big. i was supposed to pull them from the ovens, but the ups guy started chatting and i got distracted. they burned. all of them....

Well, it’s official. I just found out I’m the MILF. The neighbor boy—who usually mows our yard—did the first mow of the season today. And he did it without a shirt. He’s definitely maturing. Yummy? Sure. Too young? Absolutely. When I stepped outside to tell him to...