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Slave69, you asked for humiliation, and you’re going to get it. Let me start by addressing the obvious—that’s an erection? You should be ashamed to even think someone would want to see that sad little thing. And thank god for the zoom function on your camera, or I might not have even noticed it. It’s pathetically small, and judging by the poorly groomed pubes, you don’t even know how to present yourself properly. Did you shave your balls but leave the rest? Those tiny little balls are as unimpressive as your dick, and frankly, the whole package just screams ‘loser.’

Then there’s the fact that you’re uncircumcised, which, given the rest of your presentation, I doubt you even bother to keep clean. Do you really think a Domme would put that thing in her mouth? Not a chance. Honestly, I feel sorry for any woman who might take pity on you and try to fuck you. What a waste of time that would be.

What I’d Do to That Dick:

Touch that pathetic thing? I don’t think so. It’s not going to please anyone. You’d better hope your tongue is skilled, because that’s the only chance you have of being useful. I’d start by making you lick my feet, every inch of them, and you’d better make sure to get between my toes. And maybe, just maybe, if you prove yourself with that mouth, you’ll get the privilege of tasting my pleasure.

But before you get too excited, let’s introduce you to a real man. Any one of the men I let fuck me—men with real cocks—would show you exactly what you’re missing. I’d make you get your sad little prick hard and then compare it to the other man’s cock, which wouldn’t even need to be hard to show how much better it is. And guess what’s next? You’re going to live up to your name.

On your knees, but not at my feet. No, you’ll be at the feet of the real man. Your job is to get him hard with your mouth, and once both of your dicks are hard, you’ll lay down together, in that precious 69 position you’re so desperate for. No complaining, Slave69—someone with a cock like yours should be grateful to even be on my floor.

When the real man finally shoots his load, you’d better take it all, every last drop. And don’t you dare cum before he does, because after he shoots his load down your throat, you’ll pull out of his mouth, get back on your knees and finish jacking off that sad little excuse for a dick. And then after you finally shoot your pathetic load, your final act of submission will be cleaning up your mess with your tongue. Once you’ve done that—if you’ve managed to do it properly—I might allow you to return to your cage for the remainder of the session, where you can watch me and another of my subs, a man with a real cock, enjoy one another as I sit on his face and take his cock in my mouth.

You see, Slave69, if you’re going to come to me with such a brave name, you better be able to live up to it. And with a cock as pathetic as yours, this is the only option. You’ll never earn a place in my mouth, but you can at least serve those who serve me.