Taste Training: A Submissive’s Guide to Improving Semen Flavor for Mistress

Dear Mizz Geena: This is a weird question, but how can I make my semen taste better? I’m owned and collared by Mistress D, and she instructed me to write in. She informed me that my cum tastes “nasty,” and when I couldn’t apologize enough, she started feeding it to me. For over a month, each day she ordered me to masturbate, and then eat my cum. Sometimes this happens more than once a day.

At first, I really didn’t like it, but as time went on I guess I actually got used to the taste and no longer made that scrunchie face when I licked my cum up off the floor, my hand, her boots, or wherever she had me aim my load. I’m sorry to say, this made my Mistress angry at me, so I had to be taught another lesson. She had another man come over and ordered me to jerk him off. That was humiliating enough, but I had an idea what was next. Sure enough, once he shot his load, most of it on his torso (he was lying back on the bed) Mistress ordered me to clean him up with my tongue and to take my time tasting it. I was ready to be repulsed, but all the training I’d been through eating my own cum helped prepare me for this moment. And as I took my first lick of this man’s fluids, I was surprised at how his semen actually tasted – sweet! I never thought semen was something that could be, well, yummy. So, in order to please my Mistress, please tell me if there’s anything I can do to make my semen stop tasting so horrible and start tasting as good as his?

Thank you,
Nasty Cumboy

Dear Nasty Cumboy,

First off, it’s clear that you’re deeply committed to pleasing your Mistress, and that dedication is admirable. It’s also great that you’re taking this task seriously, as it shows your desire to improve and to continue earning Mistress D’s approval. Improving the taste of your semen is indeed possible, and there are some dietary and lifestyle changes you can make to achieve that goal.

1. Hydration: The first and perhaps most important step is to drink plenty of water. Staying well-hydrated helps to dilute the semen and can improve its overall taste. Aim for at least 8-10 glasses of water a day. I’m a strong beleiver in the power of H2O on the body – you’ll notice other improvements if drinking this much water is a big change for you.

2. Diet: Diet plays a significant role in the flavor of your semen. Here are some specific foods that can help:

Fruits: Pineapple, papaya, and other sweet fruits are known to have a positive effect on the taste of semen, making it sweeter and more palatable. Try to include a lot of these in your diet.

Vegetables: Celery, parsley, and other green vegetables are also great. They have high water content and can help improve the taste.

Cinnamon: Incorporating cinnamon into your diet can add a bit of sweetness to your semen as well.

On the flip side, there are some foods to avoid because they can make your semen taste bitter or unpleasant:

Red meat: Consuming a lot of red meat can make your semen taste more acidic or salty.

Garlic and onions: While great for cooking, these can give your semen a strong, pungent flavor.

Caffeine and alcohol: Both can contribute to a bitter taste. Reducing your intake of coffee, tea, and alcohol might help.

3. Lifestyle Adjustments:

Avoid smoking: Tobacco use can make your semen taste very bitter. If you’re a smoker, cutting back or quitting can have a positive impact on the taste and overall quality of your semen, as well as countless other health benefits.

Exercise: Regular physical activity can help improve your overall health and the quality of your semen.

4. Supplements: Some men find that supplements like zinc and vitamin C can improve the taste of their semen. However, it’s always a good idea to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement regimen.

5. Regular Hygiene: Maintaining good hygiene can also play a role. Keeping yourself clean and fresh, especially in the genital area, ensures that there are no external factors affecting the taste when Mistress D requires you to consume your semen, or even more importantly will be tasting it herself.

6. Communication and Feedback: Finally, continue to communicate with Mistress D about the steps you’re taking. She’ll appreciate your efforts to improve, and her feedback will be crucial in knowing whether the changes you’re making are having the desired effect.

Remember, this is about pleasing your Mistress and showing your commitment to your role. By taking these steps, you’re not only working to improve your semen’s taste but also demonstrating your dedication to making her happy.

Best of luck, Nasty Cumboy, and keep striving to be the best for your Mistress.

Warmly, Mizz Geena